The rules:

1. Don't fuck with kids.
2. Don't fuck with cops.
3. Don't fuck with security.
4. Don't fuck with Santa. (it's okay to fuck a Santa)


Find out where Santa is:

Dodgeball.com: Ivan C. (in Seattle)
twitter.com/ santarchy


Saturday, December 20th
This is Santa's very rough itinerary. Santa starts in the International District, stumbles drunkenly through Pioneer Square and Downtown, finishes up in Capitol Hill. These are not ALL of Santa's stops, but these are the places you are most likely to catch up with Santa. Times and locations may vary with mileage.

12pm - House of Hong Restaurant - giant dim sum palace!
409 8th Ave S Seattle, WA

2pm - 88 Keys Dueling Piano Bar - live holiday music!
Santa Kingpin paid up front for this - be prepared to chip in $5.
315 2nd Avenue South

4pm - Seattle Central Library
Our annual(ish) reading of The Grinch Who Stole Christmas
1000 4th Ave

5pm - Lusty Lady / Benaroya Hall - naughty and nice!

6pm - Pike Brewing Company
1415 1st Ave

8pm - Nite Lite - the best l'il Santa spot in the city, bar none
Joining us late? This is the place to meet us.
1926 2nd Ave

10pm - Chapel Bar / Capitol Club - Santa fills the street!
1600 Melrose Avenue / 414 E. Pine St

12pm - The Cuff - Santa dances with bears!
1533 13th Ave

Oh, and I suppose you want a MAP, too! Whiny bastards! Fortunately for you, Merry the Elf is on the job:

http://tinyurl. com/5d7jd6